1 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,920 Look, we'll just fire Bennett and Simpson tomorrow and we'll leave Ross 2 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,400 next month. And the tall one from Features, I want him out too. 3 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,680 I just told you his name, the tall one. 4 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,840 What do you mean they're all tall? 5 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:29,840 We'll fire the tallest. 6 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:34,920 And the explosion on the south side, the chemicals factory, how are we covering 7 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,410 that? You've got to promise not to laugh. Promise? 8 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:38,810 It isn't funny for them. 9 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:42,950 I'm sure it isn't. This is a great story and I don't want to lose it. One giggle 10 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:45,110 out of you. Look, will you trust me? I'm not going to laugh. 11 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:47,490 Sarah, have you told him how serious it is? 12 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:53,290 As it happens, Kenny, this is not an amusing situation. 13 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:54,870 Kenny. 14 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:56,830 My nose is practically flat. 15 00:01:57,290 --> 00:02:00,990 It's all part of the same thing. Take it seriously. I will. I promise. 16 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,540 So why is your finger stuck to your nose? You'll see. 17 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,040 Sorry to keep you waiting. 18 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,120 Alec and Moira Connell, this is Kenny Phillips and Colin Matthews. Hi. Hello. 19 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:13,740 Sorry about me nose. 20 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,820 Hello. I can hardly breathe, you know. 21 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:21,360 As you can see, Colin is also a victim of Mr Maringo's curious sense of humour. 22 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,340 I don't think there's anything funny about this. 23 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,660 I may have to stick a straw up my nostril. 24 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,100 Alec, could you start by telling Kenny what you told me? 25 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:35,210 Well... First of all, we're not entirely sure it was Mr Moringa, are we, dear? 26 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:36,450 No, it just seems likely. 27 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,450 But in view of what you've told us. So, what's the problem? Divorce the bitch. 28 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,790 What? That's the problem. Divorce the bitch. 29 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:49,310 Sorry. Please, I did ask you, don't use that word. What word? 30 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,690 Problem. Divorce the bitch, darling. 31 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:56,550 Every time somebody says that word, Alex says divorce the bitch. 32 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,780 I can't help it. I just have to say it. Right, like I can't get me finger off me 33 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:05,780 nose. 34 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,860 The thing is, it's starting to affect my work. 35 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:10,380 Really? 36 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,720 I'm a marriage guidance counsellor. 37 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,300 Yeah, I can see how that might be a bit of a problem. Divorce the bitch! 38 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:20,700 Some information on Mr Moringo might help you out. 39 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,200 Oh, I see. 40 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:27,380 And what would you say if I told you Fras and I have a plan to catch Moringo 41 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,380 the act? 42 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,260 Anyway, Dave, got to go. It's two o 'clock and I'm only on item five of my 43 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,260 schedule. 44 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,340 That's right, Spike. 45 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,800 See you. 46 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,900 So, what do you think of the new office? 47 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:42,880 Fortieth floor. 48 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,460 Some elevator, right? I think I've got jet lag. 49 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,880 Up here you don't have to pray. 50 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:48,460 You just lean out the window. 51 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,680 Oh, I thought he'd be leaning in by now. 52 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,980 Well, sure. I was joking. 53 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:55,720 Right then, Spike. It's been lovely. 54 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,680 Wednesday, item six. 55 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,100 Doesn't look like we'll be able to afford Daniel Campbell's salary much 56 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,080 Suggest we sign him to a war zone. 57 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:06,580 Linda, you and I need to talk. 58 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,580 If you could manage to stop thinking about your precious schedule for maybe a 59 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:14,300 whole eight seconds, you and I need a serious talk. 60 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,480 Look, can we squeeze it in before seven? I'm out tonight. 61 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,760 No, cancel. 62 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,500 Spike, I can't. This guy's an important contact for me. 63 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,300 I need to keep on his good side. 64 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:26,760 Oh, really? And what interesting joint activities will that involve? 65 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:27,919 Don't be disgusting. 66 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,980 I'm just going to butter him up. 67 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:33,480 Look, this is perfectly straightforward and aboveboard. I'm simply going out for 68 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,220 a pleasant social evening with a good friend in order to further my career. 69 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:40,160 So it wouldn't be the slightest bit awkward if I was to come along? 70 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,760 Why would it be? 71 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,020 Good. 72 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,440 One thing, though. 73 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:46,940 What? 74 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:48,140 Could you bring a date? 75 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:50,980 That's it. I've had it with you. 76 00:04:51,719 --> 00:04:53,540 Well, I've had it with you, too. You're becoming pathetic. 77 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,780 And you're becoming a work -obsessed, amoral megalomaniac. 78 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,940 I'm sorry, Spike. It's too late to try and get back in with me. 79 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,340 I'm out of here for good. You've said it before, Thompson. You've been saying it 80 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:08,700 since the Junior Gazette. You have a fat chance I had back then. You stole my 81 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:09,700 passport, remember? 82 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:11,800 Well, you could have got a new one. It isn't difficult. 83 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,020 You stayed because you wanted to. Because I wanted to. 84 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,380 I had Zoe waiting for me back in the States. 85 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,300 Zoe? You're still on about Zoe? 86 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:23,810 Spike, she was a glammed -up airhead bimbo. Yeah, and she really liked me. 87 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:25,370 Well, I never stopped you seeing her. 88 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:29,270 Linda, you ran a front -page feature exposing her as the head of an 89 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:30,730 international drug syndicate. 90 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:33,950 She's doing life. I suppose next you'll be saying I'm jealous. 91 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:36,870 I'm just going to tell you one thing, Linda Day. 92 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:41,770 If I ever got a shot at doing my whole life over again, no way are you going to 93 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:43,130 be part of it. Oh, I see. 94 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:46,150 And it would be happy ever after with Zoe, would it? 95 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:47,730 It might just be. 96 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:49,620 Well, go for it. 97 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,880 What do you mean? 98 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:52,960 Isn't it obvious? 99 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,780 This is a dream, dummy. 100 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,140 Hello. Spike, hi, it's Kenny. 101 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,120 Oh, Kenny. 102 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:09,300 Listen, can I interest you in the weirdest story in Junior Gazette 103 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,600 What? You OK? 104 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,960 Fine, I just woke up, that's all. 105 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:17,200 Listen, we need you to go to the theatre with Linda. 106 00:06:17,719 --> 00:06:18,719 Linda. 107 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,780 Hey, Kenny, can I ask you a really dumb question? 108 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,740 Of course, as long as I can snigger about it with my friends afterwards. 109 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,600 Do you think dreams can predict the future? 110 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:35,700 What? Well, you know, like, tell you how things are going to turn out and that 111 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,700 sort of stuff. 112 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,940 Hang on, there's somebody at the door. 113 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:41,359 All right, no problem. 114 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,360 Divorce the bitch. 115 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,690 Guess I got a little tired of waiting for you to come home. 116 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:53,050 Zoe! 117 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,170 He really is astonishing. 118 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:03,610 The best hypnotist act I've ever seen. 119 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:07,110 He gets his people up on the stage and you can't imagine what he gets them 120 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,110 doing. 121 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:09,530 Poor suckers. 122 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:12,770 So, try and get down here and see him. I think we could do business. 123 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:16,330 Oh, one problem. He's got a kind of funny sense of humour. 124 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,460 You know, sending people out still doing all kinds of weird stuff. 125 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:22,860 He made a maths teacher forget the number five. That sort of thing. 126 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,640 I don't know why he does it, really. Probably some sort of self -publicity 127 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,600 thing. Anyway, I've just been in talking to him and I think I got somewhere. 128 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:32,700 I told him that if we're going to represent him, he's going to have to cut 129 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:33,700 stuff out. 130 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,880 I think he got the message. 131 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,340 Look, I'll be back in London sometime this afternoon. Let's get together, talk 132 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,340 some things over. 133 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,840 Can you hear me clearly enough? 134 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,580 I can't quite make you out. 135 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,760 I think there's something wrong with this phone. 136 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,280 Linda! 137 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,420 You took your time. 138 00:08:15,479 --> 00:08:16,780 Behind schedule, am I? 139 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,460 Hey, I'm joking. 140 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,820 Mike, you're exactly one minute late. I'm not going to hound you for that. 141 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,560 What kind of monster do you think I am? Yeah, right. 142 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,900 Sorry. You can easily make up the time tomorrow. 143 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:30,880 Now, did Kenny tell you the plan? To trap our mad hypnotist. He was vague. 144 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,760 Look, before we get down to that, Linda, we need to talk. 145 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Yeah, you're right. We'd better. 146 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,260 You want to as well, without checking your diary first? 147 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,840 Well, I think we all. 148 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:43,260 Well, it never occurred to me that you'd send something wrong, too. 149 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:45,950 No offense, but do you mind if I go first? 150 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:47,910 No, I'm not. 151 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,730 Time's kind of hard. 152 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:53,430 I almost get embarrassed. Isn't that crazy? 153 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,010 Okay, my problem is this, Linda. 154 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,530 It's kind of like a choice, you know. 155 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,350 Zoe, my girl back in the States. 156 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:06,690 Okay, so she's a bit of a bimbo. She's not too bright. 157 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:10,930 Well, she's nothing compared to you in any department, and I don't deny it. 158 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,100 But... She's easy to be with. 159 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,000 Easy on my life. 160 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:20,040 But I know we never quite got it together this time around. 161 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,440 And maybe here and now is not the time and the place to say it. 162 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,360 And believe me, I'll deny I ever did say it to your face if necessary. 163 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,380 But you are something special in the day. 164 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:36,640 Not easy, no way easy, but very, very special. 165 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:37,980 Where's all this going? 166 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,140 I don't know. 167 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,420 Maybe the same place you are. You wanted to talk too. 168 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,170 I just wanted to check the equipment was working. 169 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,510 How's it doing, Fred? 170 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,830 Fine. Every word. Clear as a bell. Good. Hi, Spike. 171 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,089 Hi, Spike. 172 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,810 Hi. Bill, this is Spike. 173 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,430 Hi. It's Phil's equipment we've been using. 174 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:57,810 You guys were listening? 175 00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,550 Didn't Kenny tell you about this? 176 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:04,910 Sarah? This guy Maringo's been pulling some pretty unfunny tricks on anyone he 177 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:06,950 can get his hands on in every town he's played. 178 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:08,230 Tell me about it. 179 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,830 And to think I was offered him my personal management. 180 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,780 So you and I knock on his dressing room door and say we're fans. 181 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,380 On past evidence, he's likely to try something with us. And we've got him on 182 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,300 tape. Not to mention on our front page. 183 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,620 You guys were listening? 184 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,200 Come on, let's get started. 185 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,040 Didn't it occur to you that that was a private conversation? 186 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,020 Don't be silly. Everyone was listening. 187 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,059 I know. 188 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,140 I said some private and personal stuff there. It wasn't that private and 189 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,480 personal. Oh, it was, really. 190 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:34,840 Do you want to play that? 191 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,440 Give me that. 192 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,440 Did you actually manage to listen to one word that I said to you while I was 193 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,440 pouring my heart out? 194 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:44,780 I'll get a moment later. 195 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,300 I'll say one thing for her. She's got a great way of stopping me from feeling 196 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,300 guilty. 197 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,340 Guilty about what? 198 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,300 Hello, Junior Gazette. 199 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,320 No, she's not here at the moment. Can I take a message? 200 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,420 I'm putting you on hold. 201 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,060 Kenny? Yeah? It's the American Embassy in London. 202 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,720 They want to talk to Linda about a stolen passport. 203 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,660 Oh, sorry to disturb you, Mr Maringo. 204 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,640 We were wondering if we could have an autograph. 205 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,360 Excuse me, Amanda. 206 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,600 What are they going to do to us? 207 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,680 Nothing he won't undo once he finds out who we are. If he succeeds in doing 208 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,740 anything at all, that is. 209 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,560 It's you and me because we're strong personalities. We only have to catch him 210 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,459 the attempt. 211 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,660 I thought it was just you had strong personalities. 212 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,660 Thanks from both of us. This is good stuff. 213 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,160 Jackpot. 214 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,900 I do still need to talk to you. 215 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,580 Look, I've still got the tape. About my passport. 216 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,240 Sorry about that. 217 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,460 Do come in. 218 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,119 Thank you. 219 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,520 How about a little demonstration? 220 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,040 We've got him. 221 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,160 Hello, can I help you? 222 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,080 I'm looking for Linda Day. 223 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640 He's not in right now. 224 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,820 Well, we need to speak to her very urgently. 225 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,800 We have information that she has stolen a passport. 226 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,920 I'm sure I don't have to tell you how very serious this is. 227 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,680 No, you don't. 228 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,540 The passport must be returned immediately. 229 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:38,980 And you must be Zoe. 230 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,260 I think the American embassy getting involved is a long shot. 231 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,640 Anyway, I just phoned them, and they don't have a call through to us. 232 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,640 So who's female, American, and wants Spike to get his passport back? 233 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:52,980 You must be Kenny. 234 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,240 Now grip hard. 235 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,080 Hard as you can. 236 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,160 As if you're never going to let go. 237 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,960 That's right. 238 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,420 So, um, we're in England. 239 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,560 I'll be back in the States by tomorrow with Spike. 240 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,540 If you can find Spike's passport. 241 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,180 We'll find it. 242 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,560 Look, has it occurred to you that if he really wanted to go back, he could have 243 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,560 got a new one by now? 244 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:17,660 Look, Spike said he'd be back here at 5 o 'clock. He promised me that, and 245 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,100 that's all there is to it. 246 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,610 has been taped. 247 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,660 Spike, this better not be you with some lame -brained excuse. 248 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,380 It's just like Colin with his nose. 249 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,760 You really can't budge those fingers? 250 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,460 Yes. 251 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,679 Hi, Zoe. 252 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,380 Hey, listen, this is going to be quite hard to explain. 253 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,500 Then don't. Spike, if you're not back here in ten minutes, we're finished. 254 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:28,980 Understand? Finished? 255 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,900 I don't believe this. 256 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,520 So Zoe's back. 257 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,890 You might have told me. You might have let me. 258 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,510 Sorry, it looks like you're stuck. 259 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:43,250 It'll wear off. Come on, let's get back to the newsroom. Hey, no way. I've got 260 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,250 to get back and see Zoe. 261 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,490 I've no particular wish to meet Zoe, thank you. 262 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,910 And if I don't get back and explain this, I'm a dead man. 263 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,770 Well, look on the bright side. When she sees you hand in hand with me, you're a 264 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:54,070 dead man anyway. Sarah Paul. 265 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,229 Grant me a hand. 266 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,630 Colin, you'd better go on my end. 267 00:14:56,870 --> 00:15:00,230 I'll just take the time. Damn it, we all let go. I can't, and neither can you. 268 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,390 Then you're coming with me. 269 00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:04,350 Mike, this is ridiculous. I don't want to meet Zoe. It's going to be very 270 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,390 embarrassing for me. 271 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,080 through and go and see if you can get something together. Maybe three columns. 272 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,960 It's not your average romance, is it? 273 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,800 Colin, I... Yeah? 274 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,260 Wrong hand, Colin. 275 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,080 Shh. 276 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960 Zoe? 277 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,420 Zoe? 278 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,820 Zoe? 279 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,260 I can hear you, as a matter of fact. 280 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,060 It took a long time getting back. 281 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,600 Yeah, well, I'm going. 282 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,900 Look, I got something I need to explain to you here. 283 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,580 If it's got anything to do with Linda Day, Spike, I'm going to kill you. 284 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,420 Ah, I see. 285 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,660 You know why I'm not looking at you, Spike? 286 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,660 Because when you're lying, I can always see it in your face. 287 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,860 So if you don't answer this next question truthfully, I'm going to throw 288 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:04,860 Walkman at you. 289 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,020 Is there anything between you and Linda Day? Of course not. 290 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,000 Hey, what was that for? I'm telling you the truth. There was nothing between me 291 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,800 and Linda Day. Oh, I'm sorry, Spike. It's just, well... I was talking to that 292 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,500 Kenny guy earlier, and I guess he got me a bit worked up. 293 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,020 Well, that's Kenny for you. Brutal with women. 294 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,660 Your uncle said he wouldn't be back till quite late. 295 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,760 How late? 296 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400 What's wrong? 297 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:42,540 Well, it's getting dark outside. He might get attacked by criminals. 298 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,340 What are you talking about? 299 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,540 Shut up and put your arm around me. 300 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,940 What, now? 301 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,580 Yes, now. 302 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,780 Spike, we haven't been together for a week. 303 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,140 Why don't you put your arm around me? 304 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,280 Well, it's such a big step. 305 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,240 Spike. Okay, okay. 306 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,740 I'll put my arm around you. 307 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:03,940 I will. 308 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,319 I'm just about to. 309 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,119 Here we are. 310 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:14,079 That's better. 311 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,640 She's a real bitch settling today, isn't she? 312 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,800 Well, that's kind of a tricky question. 313 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,140 Tricky? She stole your passport. 314 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,900 She's a cold -hearted, selfish bitch. 315 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,060 Ouch. Ouch. 316 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,560 Spike, stop. You're hurting me. I am? 317 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,200 Spike, stop it. I'll stop. 318 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:36,630 Right now. 319 00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:38,810 And I'll give it a rub. 320 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,870 You're in a real crazy mood. 321 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,310 I just had to kiss you better. 322 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,890 Spike! Sorry, just a twitch. 323 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,690 You are in control of this hand, aren't you? 324 00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:58,250 Oh, yeah, yeah, complete control. 325 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:03,370 Spike! Stop getting hysterical! 326 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,160 You're getting hysterical. I had to slap your face. 327 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,580 You are out of your mind. 328 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,120 No, no, I'm not. I'm not. 329 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,840 Spike! 330 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,880 What have I done to your arm? 331 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,100 I expect you're surprised to see me. 332 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,500 Oh, by the way. 333 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,980 I believe this is yours. 334 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,160 Zoe! 335 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,680 Didn't go that smoothly, did it? 336 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,460 Hello, Linda Date. 337 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,180 Linda, I found out the truth about the hypnotist story. 338 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,060 Get back to the newsroom as fast as you can. 339 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,840 Zoe. I'm telling you the truth. 340 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,400 And here comes the proof. 341 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,360 Looks like Colin got his nose fixed. 342 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,220 Sorry we're a bit late. I'll let Mr Moringa do the talking. 343 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,260 His name's John Hardy, by the way. 344 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,220 I'll keep this brief as it's hardly in my interest to annoy you any further. 345 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,740 Alex Connell has never been a marriage guidance counsellor. 346 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,860 He's also never been hypnotised. 347 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,520 He was pretending to because he was paid to, as was the man you saw outside the 348 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,080 theatre talking to his shoe, as were all my other victims, apart from Colin. 349 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,660 He was the one who paid them. 350 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,900 You're his manager, aren't you? 351 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,500 You set this whole thing up to get in publicity on our front page. 352 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,800 I'm afraid that's correct. 353 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,100 You'd be surprised how good this kind of publicity can be. 354 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,580 Sorry, 355 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,560 Linda. That damn bullet wound. 356 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:03,090 During the gun siege, while I was negotiating for your life. 357 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:05,470 I'll just put it down and lie down. 358 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:09,930 Try not to worry. 359 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:19,410 Go on. One thing you must understand is I never expected to succeed in 360 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:20,410 hypnotising you two. 361 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,510 Why? Because I'm a fake. 362 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,750 Well, I don't know. 363 00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:33,650 The nearest I can figure is that you two must have a great need to hang on to 364 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,650 each other. 365 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,930 Mr. Marengo, I think we should step outside for a chat. 366 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,250 Yes, yes, of course. 367 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:52,530 Spike, we're booked on a 6 a .m. flight tomorrow. 368 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:55,510 If you love me and not her, you'll be able to let go. 369 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,450 Well Spike, can you let me go? 370 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,640 My Junior Gazette rule book? 371 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,100 There's no such thing. 372 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:47,270 at 35 ,000 feet with a ground speed of 600 miles an hour. 373 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:50,870 Good flying weather, and we hope to be touching down in California in about 10 374 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,669 hours' time. 375 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,870 That'll be 8 a .m. local time. 376 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,550 So settle back in your seats and enjoy the flight. 377 00:22:58,790 --> 00:22:59,790 Regrets? 378 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:01,450 No, not really. 379 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,650 It's like a story that came to its natural end. 380 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,450 Yeah. 381 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:12,770 Morning, Kenny. 382 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,250 Morning, boss. 383 00:23:14,550 --> 00:23:15,930 You seem very cheery today. 384 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:20,610 Maybe it's because I'm ending one chapter of my life and starting a whole 385 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:23,150 one, full of new excitements and new challenges. 386 00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:28,070 Linda, you know that tape Sarah told me about? The one where Spike calls Zoe a 387 00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:29,330 bimbo and says that you're terrific? 388 00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:32,130 I'd love to hear it sometime. 389 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:34,790 You know what, Kenny? 390 00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:37,190 I think I may have misplaced it somewhere.